An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.
- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks
- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently
The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:
- Guess I’m swimming then…
change your god damn url OP
it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??
(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)
To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American
If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent
Do we ever hear like
For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?
It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant
I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian
I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?
What
ALFREDO???
he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning
I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names
this is a kick from a drum kit i downloaded from reddit and i’m honestly trying to think why this would be used in any context
this is the most legendary post of all time
there should be a tumblr wrapped like spotify wrapped
YOU SPENT: 5040 HOURS ON TUMBLR
YOU REBLOGGED: 78 DESTIEL GIFSETS
YOU WERE BLOCKED BY: 59 PEOPLE
STAFF IS TERMINATING YOUR ACCOUNT
>cringe vaccine
slam poem
he can't take the cringe vaccine because he'll get an autoimmune reaction
Cringe vaccine for his fail immune system
My parents: do you purposefully take unflattering pictures of your cat? Why can’t you send a nice one?
The pictures:
More pictures of the baby!
Every single one of these pictures is excellent
